Monday, September 12, 2011

Do The Math

So my cousin and I were discussing how to get this country back on track and I think we have come up with a pretty good plan. Obviously the current system is not working and so it is time for a change. First of all, Congress should be reconfigured and this is how it would work. Just because you have tons of money and have managed to hold enough babies to get elected, does not mean you will make the best decisions for the country. There is absolutely no correlation between the two. What we need is a national IQ test. Only the top 10% would be in the pool. In addition to IQ, you would have to prove that you are capable of living consistently within a budget. All of those who qualify would be in the Congressional pool of candidates.
Each year a group will be called for Congress duty. It would be a diverse group, (US Citizenship would still be required). In addition, Suze Orman and Madea will be part of Congress because we need a numbers person and some comic relief. I can just see it now. A Bill would be introduced that included a $200 million museum in who knows where. Suze would say, "What, you haven't paid for the other 312 museums you have already built!" DENIED! Madea would say, "Who wrote this? This is STUUPIDD! Are you crazy? Go sit down!"
I think this may work. What do you think?

Sleep sweet and have a great week,

Michelle Perkins